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Now the Jewish dating website JDate is introducing an advertising campaign that hopes to help buck the trend, with ads that may strike a chord with Jews but leave others scratching their heads. Online ads for the campaign will begin appearing on Thursday on websites including YouTube and Haaretz. In the three weeks before Passover, which begins April 14, television commercials and print ads will be introduced, with the print ads appearing in publications including People, Fortune and Entertainment Weekly. The commercials, which have been scripted but not produced, include one in which a young married couple who met on JDate are discussing whether a batch of matzo balls is fluffy enough, when one of the balls drops from a spoon to the floor. Jeff Newelt , a social media and public relations consultant whose clients include the American Jewish Joint Distribution Committee, a humanitarian group, and who also serves as the comics editor of Heeb, an irreverent online magazine for young urban Jews, reviewed the new JDate campaign and was not impressed.
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